December 9th

PLPS*

Many animals suffer from the dangers of deforestation, we have all heard of the faiths of the tiger, the mountain gorilla, the giant panda and the golden lion tamarin. What have all of these animals in common, they are incessantly cute.
There are many animals that are left out of this group even though they are decreasing in big numbers. This is mainly because they are evidently not considererd cute enough to be saved. Among these are the pubic lice, derived of there habitat so cruelly cut down by more and more people, the pubic lice is in dier straits.
This year the people of the PLPS(Pubic Lice Preservation Society) would like you to remember these little critters. Why not adopt one of your very own? At least join our let it grow December.

 The Daily Calendar

This little gem is not only instructive it is also quite good fun. Every day they show how Christmas is celebrated in a different country. It never stops to amaze me how often the celebration of the birth of a jewish is celebrated by eating treyf (not kosher) food and breaking other tennants of the old testament.** I hope this Christmas calendar will bring you cheer however you choose to celebrate.

Christmas mystery

They were about tho hurry on through Europe and even further back into history, when a sheep came running toward them along the road and joined the other sheep. Now they numbered five.

*It Should be said that although there is a rumour going on that the Pubic Leïce are going extinct from "deforestation" this is pure conjecture. We do not have any statistics showing cases of pubic lice because it is usually discovered and treated witout the involvement of doctors. There might be a decline in pubic lice decline as result of grooming but we have no numbers to support this teory.
** My own country is as guilty of this as most.